It’s back! After a little summer break, the Search Term Query Report blog is back with some interesting finds from the last month of paid search. So here goes; the return of your favourite STQR blog!
Up first we’ve got something that looks like it’s been written as part of a list for Santa, rather than Google. Although if a five-year-old is asking for a blood pressure monitor, they’re either wise beyond their years or they’ve got serious issues.
It must be really annoying when you know you need something tweed related, but can’t think what, so you just ask Google to show you tweed shit.
Bit much this one, isn’t it? Not only is it bordering on weird, but it’s also extremely confusing. Move on!
Is this peak feminism? Perhaps it’s something for feminist hipsters? Am I allowed to say that?
This beats Will’s “I’ve lost my glasses” on the Inbetweeners! It’s also extremely polite and I’m inclined to say that if I was Google I’d like to reply with “And what do you want me to do about it?”
I’ve got to be honest, this is up there as one of my all-time favourites in the STQR blog. It’s not particularly funny, I just love how niche this search is. I’d also love an invite to this wedding!
We finish September’s STQR blog with a rather puzzling search… Is the dog injured from playing sport or is the owner wanting to physically stretch their dog? There are some odd people out there.