Here’s your monthly dose of bizarre searches from Google from the last month or so; which just goes to prove how weird some people are. Without further ado, let’s get to it…
Go home, Google user, you’re drunk! Bodmin only has a population of around 13,000, so the chances of finding a second-hand hand dryer are extremely slim, you’d think!
I take it this is in regard to some form of weight loss regime, although I can’t but help find this hilarious… I’m imagining some extremely strict person of faith worrying about what the big man thinks about chicken nuggets.
Sticking with chicken nuggets (I told you people love them), this search is a little bit disturbing to be brutally honest. You can get canned chicken nuggets, but I’m unsure how much chicken will be in them. They’re probably vegetarian!
Don’t you just hate those b*****d tarot cards? Turns out these are vintage tarot cards and will cost you a fair whack, if you’re into that sort of thing. Personally, I’d put more faith in the chance that eating chicken nuggets is a sin.
Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream, this bloke had a wall light with white and black cables.
The answer is yes, yes he is. Apparently, he’s the only character from game’s main storyline that is not part from the Mickey and Friends collection with a costume. Apparently.
Hmm, probably best that you don’t ask Google that sort of thing.
I find these kinds of searches quite amusing; like Google is going to pop up and say ‘yes, they do’, or even better, like the Tesco site is going reply back with ‘yes Martin, we’ve got four in stock at your nearest store’.
Remember that time when Alan Partridge tried to get his very brief best friend’s attention? “Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan. He’s not seen me. I’ll get him later. Dan!?” This is him trying to find lego.
Finally, a nice sentimental search to finish things off… Here we have a proud parent who just wants to declare their love for their boy. Lovely stuff.