Minions, Bendy Spoons & Pricing Up Insects

Rest assured, the title of this latest blog piece isn’t what kids are currently spending their pocket money on, but it is in fact the title of what could only be the Search Term Query Report; bringing you the funniest search terms that our account managers have found in their accounts in the last month or so. So here goes: the first STQR of 2019!

It turns out Uri Geller’s been on Google again… perhaps he’s a bit rusty, or his cutlery’s a bit rusty and he’s forgotten his own magic and illusions?

Mabo's March Search term Query Report, by Matthew Soakell
(Account industry – Pharmaceuticals)

Is someone seriously pricing up millipedes? If so, prices vary depending on whether you go for the olive banded millipede or the African giant black millipede. No seriously, they do.

Mabo's March Search term Query Report, by Matthew Soakell
(Account industry – Fashion)

This sounds like some cosplay idea, of sorts. Hopefully it’s just a fancy dress theme, but whatever floats your boat…

Mabo's March Search term Query Report, by Matthew Soakell
(Account industry – Food)

Please? Pretty please? (I love it when people are very polite and well mannered when searching Google!) Chances are this was someone’s child utilising voice search – it’s the future!

Mabo's March Search term Query Report, by Matthew Soakell
(Account industry – Gifts)

Ha, have you ever heard it called ‘the poops’? I never have, but either way, get yourself some Imodium; other brands of tablets to stop the poops are available.

Mabo's March Search term Query Report, by Matthew Soakell
(Account industry – Health & beauty)

Do you ever read something and think, ‘Surely not?’. As much as you might love chicken nuggets, who in their right mind would want their car smelling of a McDonalds box of six?

Mabo's March Search term Query Report, by Matthew Soakell
(Account industry – Food)

Yeah, pretty bad, dude. You’re potentially looking at being out for a few months, so rest up and take it easy.

Mabo's March Search term Query Report, by Matthew Soakell
(Account industry – Sportswear)

Small. Smaller than Gru, similar size to Agnes (off of Despicable Me) and bigger than a chicken nugget.

Mabo's March Search term Query Report, by Matthew Soakell
(Account industry – Food)

That’s your lot for February’s funny search terms; but as always – and as a bit of a disclaimer – we always remove irrelevant searches from our client’s account by adding them as negative keywords. Keep tabs on our blog page for the next STQR in April!

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