Rest assured, the title of this latest blog piece isn’t what kids are currently spending their pocket money on, but it is in fact the title of what could only be the Search Term Query Report; bringing you the funniest search terms that our account managers have found in their accounts in the last month or so. So here goes: the first STQR of 2019!
It turns out Uri Geller’s been on Google again… perhaps he’s a bit rusty, or his cutlery’s a bit rusty and he’s forgotten his own magic and illusions?
Is someone seriously pricing up millipedes? If so, prices vary depending on whether you go for the olive banded millipede or the African giant black millipede. No seriously, they do.
This sounds like some cosplay idea, of sorts. Hopefully it’s just a fancy dress theme, but whatever floats your boat…
Please? Pretty please? (I love it when people are very polite and well mannered when searching Google!) Chances are this was someone’s child utilising voice search – it’s the future!
Ha, have you ever heard it called ‘the poops’? I never have, but either way, get yourself some Imodium; other brands of tablets to stop the poops are available.
Do you ever read something and think, ‘Surely not?’. As much as you might love chicken nuggets, who in their right mind would want their car smelling of a McDonalds box of six?
Yeah, pretty bad, dude. You’re potentially looking at being out for a few months, so rest up and take it easy.
Small. Smaller than Gru, similar size to Agnes (off of Despicable Me) and bigger than a chicken nugget.
That’s your lot for February’s funny search terms; but as always – and as a bit of a disclaimer – we always remove irrelevant searches from our client’s account by adding them as negative keywords. Keep tabs on our blog page for the next STQR in April!