Pass The Parcel, Zebra Crossings & Human Hearts For Sale

Welcome to the latest search term query report, where we find the latest and most random search terms people have been searching on Google. It is of course a new month, so March 2019, let’s see what you’ve got for us!

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Mabo's Search term Query Report (STQR) by Matthew Soakell
(Account industry – Sport & recreation)

We start with a simple question that I feel the user should already know the answer to; if you can use Google, you should know what a helmet looks like.

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Mabo's Search term Query Report (STQR) by Matthew Soakell
(Account industry – Party supplies)

Gender reveal parties are all the rage these days… provided you want your newborn to identify with a particular gender in the first place that is.

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Mabo's Search term Query Report (STQR) by Matthew Soakell
(Account industry – Security)

“When you’re extremely panicky about the imminent threat of WW3”, is the caption this would have if it was in meme format.

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Mabo's Search term Query Report (STQR) by Matthew Soakell
(Account industry – Party supplies)

So far we’ve had people asking what a helmet looks like, and now we have someone lacking in imagination. Sometimes I despair. (Seriously though, what do you put in pass the parcel?)

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Mabo's Search term Query Report (STQR) by Matthew Soakell
(Account industry – Sport & recreation)

And it was at this point Eric’s fascination with sportswear cross-dressing was revealed to the internet…

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Mabo's Search term Query Report (STQR) by Matthew Soakell
(Account industry – Party supplies)

Not another one? March must be the month that brings all the dumb Google users out. In the words of the fantastic Nuts For Pudding viral video, “What’s going on here?”

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Mabo's Search term Query Report (STQR) by Matthew Soakell
(Account industry – Heating)

Apparently, the latest trends for radiators are camouflage radiators. Not that I’ve seen any.

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Mabo's Search term Query Report (STQR) by Matthew Soakell
(Account industry – Security)

I’m really not too sure what use this person thinks Google will be to them. At what point do you stop asking your friends for help and turn to a machine for solace?

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Mabo's Search term Query Report (STQR) by Matthew Soakell
(Account industry – Paint)

You can’t mate. Who even wants to buy one anyway? Puffin crossings FTW.

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Mabo's Search term Query Report (STQR) by Matthew Soakell
(Account industry – Party supplies)

Rumour has it that on the black market you’ll get a decent price for a human heart. As I say, it’s just a rumour – I have no prior knowledge or expertise on anything black market related. Promise. This blog will now self-destruct in 3… 2… 1…

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Just kidding, there’s no self destruction involved — our R&D team are working on such technology, but it’s some way off — however one thing we are much more up to speed on is removing what will probably have been all of the above search terms from our client’s accounts, in order to cut irrelevant traffic and wasted spend. Tune in next month for month search term gold!

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