Arabian Horse Heads, Friendly Toilets, One Eyed Forklift Trucks & Itchy Bums

Here we are again; another month has passed and another month of bizzare search terms have graced us with their presence. So without further adieu, let’s have a look at some of the most random search terms people have been searching on Google.

Mabo Search Term Query Report for August by Matthew Soakell

So to jump things off here we have a search term direct from the original Mrs Hinch; the one and only Monica Geller wondering if she’s missing out on anything, safe to say she is most definitely not.

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Mabo Search Term Query Report for August by Matthew Soakell

And next up *cue the cast of Aladdin* – I’m seriously hoping this one one is a curious equestrian and not a psychopath looking to purchase the head of an Arabian Horse for their latest conquest.

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Mabo Search Term Query Report for August by Matthew Soakell

I feel like this was a direct search term for Busted not Google; apparently ‘not much has changed but they live under water’ – need I say anymore!?

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Mabo Search Term Query Report for August by Matthew Soakell

I would certainly like to think all toilets were bowel friendly, I really hope they found what they are looking for; a reassuring, likeable, considerate Loo, who says Hello when you pass down the street (no pun intended).

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Mabo Search Term Query Report for August by Matthew Soakell

The only images I get in my head is picturing Mike Wazowski driving a forklift truck. I’ll just leave that one there.

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Mabo Search Term Query Report for August by Matthew Soakell

Oh boy, this poor little pup is having a ruff old time…okay, I’m sorry I’ll stop with the puns now I promise, I bet he’s really hounding his owner (APOLOGIES, I couldn’t resist!)

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Mabo Search Term Query Report for August by Matthew Soakell

This one has Jodie Foster written all over it, if anyone knows how to do it she’s your gal.

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Mabo Search Term Query Report for August by Matthew Soakell

Here we are, last but not least and right at the very bottom (see what I did there), we’re very bottom heavy in today’s search terms, I really am sympathetic for this guy, there’s nothing worse than having an itch you can’t scratch.

So there we have it, another month gone and another month of superior search term scrutiny undergone by our Super Hero PPC Account Managers to ensure they don’t trigger for any future searches and help us stop wasting spend on irrelevant searches. See you back here next month for the unearthing of more weird and wonderful search terms!

Disclaimer: No search terms were harmed in the making of this report.

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