Do Ram Raiding Goldfish Need a Gravestone & Is Fire Safe?

In the Month that Google celebrated its 21st birthday, Greta Thunberg became a meme and the World was determined to find out what’s inside Area 51 – unsurprisingly we have a selection of weird and wonderful search terms to appreciate.

Mabo Search Term Query Report for September by Matthew Soakell

We are pleased to kick off with a search definitely suitable for the final quarter, with polite Tiny Tim making sure he isn’t in on the naughty list this Christmas. Tim is preparing to cook up a storm before going for a kick around down the local park.

“Don’t worry lads, Tim has knocked up some kanelbullar cinnamon rolls topped with seasonal nuts in his brand new bread maker.”

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Mabo Search Term Query Report for September by Matthew Soakell

With Thomas Cook going into liquidation there are plenty of people looking for work, so brushing up on your interview skills is a must. This person prepared so much that they just want everyone to their work history. If this is you, I recommend selling stoves for a living, you’ll immediately offer a range of hot products.

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Mabo Search Term Query Report for September by Matthew Soakell

When recreating this search there isn’t a clear yes or no answer, instead I am now versed in how to keep my valuable safe up to 177°C. This person obviously didn’t grow up with Francis the Firefly or watching Kane in the WWF, instead they will have found out the hard way. Remember never play with matches.

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Mabo Search Term Query Report for September by Matthew Soakell

Harry and Marv from Home Alone have taken it to another level. Previously learning how to avoid the dangers of toy cars and tins of paint these guys are now ready for the big time. With Black Friday just around the corner avoid cars backing up quickly and preparing for the bargains to be had that are close to daylight robbery.

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Mabo Search Term Query Report for September by Matthew Soakell

In 2019, now you can have Subway and McDonalds delivered to you by Uber eats. But when your big mac meal, side double cheeseburger and McFlurry arrives have you ever thought that backpack would make my outfit? Of course you have and so has this user.

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Mabo Search Term Query Report for September by Matthew Soakell

Well you know the saying man’s best friend refers to a dog but did you know mens best friend is an octopus? The requirements to become my best friend are the following: eight arms, three hearts and a beak. Please submit any and all request to my previous best friend Duke the Boxer dog.

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Mabo Search Term Query Report for September by Matthew Soakell

Instead of flushing Goldy down the toilet and leaving a gone fishing note as a sign of respect, you need to invest in the latest fish gravestone. I know what you’re thinking it’s flushing money down the bowl but … I forgot what my point was, I must have a memory of a goldfish.

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Mabo Search Term Query Report for September by Matthew Soakell

To finish things off I will leave you with this concerning search term that sounds like a headline from the Daily Mail. Molly the seagull will now need to talk to Frank after continuing to nest next to the houses in the bay. On a side note, since Molly lives in the bay and not at sea does this make her a bagel?

As always all Mabo accounts go through frequent checks and relevancy examination. Searches deemed irrelevant are excluded from accounts to prevent waste and to help me find a new eight armed best friend. Rest assured, your accounts are in safe hands!

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