Christmas Cheer, Disney Puzzles & Toilet Cubicle Mysteries

Another month has gone by and the festive period is upon us. The Christmas carolling has started, the Christmas shopping has begun & most importantly Im A Celebrity is about to start! Without further ado, I present to you some of the weird & not so wonderful search terms we have found.

November Search term Query Report Blog by Mabo

It’s a stressful time of year, you have just finished your Christmas shopping list & want to relax with a nice cuppa. You put the kettle on, put the tv on and await Piers Morgan to help you start your day off right. Only to remember you forgot to get your grandchild a Disney puzzle. So this person forgot anyway.

(Account Industry – Entertainment)

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November Search term Query Report Blog by Mabo

We have all been there, rushing around getting the last few pieces of Christmas shopping. Wrapping paper flying everywhere and running out of sellotape whilst The Pogues – Fairytale Of New York is playing in the background. Most people take a break with a nice hot chocolate in Costa however this person clearly had other ideas.

(Account Industry – Bathrooms)

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November Search term Query Report Blog by Mabo

Following on from the previous search term, we have another toilet enquiry. So many questions follow on from this search term, do they mean cloths? Why in particular the colour yellow? And perhaps most importantly, what are they intending to do with these cloths in the cubicle? We can only leave it to the imagination.

(Account Industry – Bathrooms)

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November Search term Query Report Blog by Mabo

Well, it is no surprise this search term came through a health account. What is the surprise, is that they chose to ask Google rather than their local pharmacy. There was me thinking Christmas was supposed to be a happy exciting period for everyone. This individual is clearly anxious on the build up to the 25th.

(Account Industry – Health)

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November Search term Query Report Blog by Mabo

We have all written our Christmas list and realised we have that one annoying cousin that you have no idea what to get (and don’t necessarily want to get anything for). Bet your now thinking what cousin that is for you? Well this individual is either trying to tell their cousin they need to start running or they have a small face. I will leave it to you to make that decision.

(Account Industry – Cycling)

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November Search term Query Report Blog by Mabo

Another Christmas list being completed perhaps? However this individual is keeping it not only cheap, but mega cheap and with Brexit happening who can really blame them.

(Account Industry – Sport)

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November Search term Query Report Blog by Mabo

We bring this search term query report to an end with something to leave you questioning what really does go through people’s minds? Sometimes when you find a search term, like this particular one you can only imagine what the individual is looking for. Firstly, why would they need bulletproof underwear? Secondly, are they looking for a particular style and fabric? Interesting.

(Account Industry – Cycling)

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