National Tell A Joke Day

Today, on the 16th August 2018, we are celebrating National Tell A Joke Day.

As our HQ is full of jokers, we asked some of our team to share with you their best one-liners to celebrate this nationally-recognised day…

Knock Knock. Who’s there? No one because my average ad position is 6.9 – JonI checked into my hotel yesterday evening, and was given the key to room number 404. I couldn’t find it. – Jon

My friend got sick the other day after eating some alphabetti spaghetti. Turns out he has irritable VOWEL syndrome. – Jo Fo

I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, that’s Abba-riginal.- – that’s a site for sore eyes – Soaky

A man walks into a bar, ouch, it was an iron bar – Ryan
What do you call someone who gets angry when they run out of bread? Lack toast intolerant – Kelly

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef – GabyHow do you keep an idiot in suspense? – Gaby

I saw this advert in a window that said …Television for sale £1, the volume stuck on full. I thought I can’t turn that down – LinfordWhat is Whitney Houstons favourite type of co-ordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!!! – Linford

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